My stalker:
lol just a totally random fact coz im so full of randomness :)
i saw you today walking out of a...'s driveway this afternoon,
(i feel like a creepy stalker saying that lol)
but i actually see you driving quite alot lol.
anyway i like your beanie :)
My reply:
Oh, you're such a creepy stalker. Tankz. I like my beanie too. Keeps my head dry when rain suddenly buckets down from nowhere. And I do spend a ridiculous amount of time driving. When I'm not teaching. I could get a job teaching people to drive...? Nah.
This is what happens when you live surrounded by ballet ... students/girls/teenagers/whatever. You get it. Imagine if I ever tried to have an affair (not that I would, my husband is wonderful and my mac compensates for his (few) shortcomings, but still)!
And this after an evening of domestic goddessing (a.k.a. making cheese scones).
Denounced as a beanie-wearing pedestrian. Sigh.
2 weeks ago
4 comments:
Awww, I think you may have the world's cutest stalker on your hands, lovely lady! Although I must say that you might have more glowing reviews (better than 'beanie-wearing pedestrian' anyway) if you provide your stalkers with some of those delicious-sounding cheese scones while they're at it.
Wow! I just got visited by a blog crush (that's a whole load of awesome right there)...wanna cheese scone?
:O
Lol. My senior year in high school, I found a love note in my locker.
This is what it said exactly (yes, I kept the note. lol.):
Dear Tiffany,
I've been watching you. I've been seeing you through the window. I like to watch every move you do. The way you push your hair back when your on the pottery wheel. I love to watch your big brown eyes. Your laugh is contagous, it's like music to my ears. I think about your smile when I go to sleep at night. I see you walk out to the student parking lot. it kills me to see you drive away. I hope one day, we can meet, and we can be all I dreamed about.
I'll be watching you.
He signed it, but I can't read it.
For the rest of the school year, I held onto that note and examined it everyday. Lol.
Tiffany's got a cruuuuush!
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