I have a stalker.

My stalker:

lol just a totally random fact coz im so full of randomness :)
i saw you today walking out of a...'s driveway this afternoon,
(i feel like a creepy stalker saying that lol)
but i actually see you driving quite alot lol.
anyway i like your beanie :)

My reply:
Oh, you're such a creepy stalker. Tankz. I like my beanie too. Keeps my head dry when rain suddenly buckets down from nowhere. And I do spend a ridiculous amount of time driving. When I'm not teaching. I could get a job teaching people to drive...? Nah.

This is what happens when you live surrounded by ballet ... students/girls/teenagers/whatever. You get it.  Imagine if I ever tried to have an affair (not that I would, my husband is wonderful and my mac compensates for his (few) shortcomings, but still)!

And this after an evening of domestic goddessing (a.k.a. making cheese scones).
Denounced as a beanie-wearing pedestrian. Sigh.