But this word makes it all better:

PANTEASM

Pretty good, hey? I just got hit with it as a verification code when commenting (my lovely husband has just gone to great pains to tell me the correct term is CAPTCHA).

I think it should be best defined (we're back onto PANTEASM now, do try to keep up) as the fantastic feeling you get when putting on the perfect jeans. (Or leggings, possibly even pants.). As in "Those jeans are panteasmic!"

Well, it cheered me up. Tell me I'm not completely insane?!